PSG 2 v 0 Shahktar
A good win and performance by the Pups, with Idriss Fares and Fleismann unsurprisingly being the goalscorers. The only disappointment was a injury to Farres that will keep him out of the next game. "Better to get them in friendlies," said Matt Harrison sagely. However, it does give Faal a chance to extend his lead as the Adidas top scorer. Fares might not the sharpest tool in the block, not even knowing how old he is, but he isn't scared of a bit of competition. Taking time away from wearing a beret while riding his bike with a string of garlic round his neck, the stereotype told the press that he loves a challenge and will be rising to it like a goalscoring tsunami, crushing all opposition in a terror of destruction. Or maybe he asked where the toilets are. How would I know? I don't speak French.